Animal Memes: Meet Lawyer Dog

Objection! Overruled! I've seen enough television programming to know that this dog should be held in contempt! HE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Sustained! Meet Lawyer Dog. He's a dog, he's a lawyer. He is all things to all men. And he looks quite dapper in that purple plaid tie, wouldn't you say? Lawyer dog needs your help on a case, though. You wouldn't say no to that face, would you? Help him out by adding a caption!